MP3 Viking Moses / I Will Always Love You (Dolly Parton cover, 2006)
Another Catherine-response, this to the Bowie/Whitney dancegasm.
Does Mr Moses imagine himself singing to Ms Parton or to Ms Houston? Would a lovechild named Viking Dolly Houston-Moses the IIIrd get beat up or do the beating? Answer: he'd hire bully-protection for the price of two Fruit Roll-Ups per recess.